At Dahlia’s gym.

Simon [sees all these good looking guys stretching] - What the heck is going on here?
Agent [grabs Simon’s butt] - Oooo….
Simon [ jumps] - Hey, what do you think you’re doing?!
Agent [still admiring] - Nice, firm, round…..gravity agrees with you.
Simon Excuse me?
Agent Your butt, the ladies want your butt.
Simon Pft. Don’t you know, the ladies don’t want the butt, they want the entire package! < rips off his shirt and displays his finely toned chest]
Agent [falls to his knees] - Oh god…how can any one compete with that chest? Those buns? That accent?!
Simon [cocks his head] - Works every time.

Katie screams. Simon rushes inside the workout floor.

Simon What is it my wife?
Katie [stands there motionless and points at the desk >
Simon What? What? Oh….. [notices the problem]

Billy is dancing in the middle of all the model girls for the video. The music is blaring “Who Let the Dogs Out?” The women look at him strangely dancing shirtless and shaking his hips like a gay man and his pants fall down. The women all scream and run away.

Katie, Simon and Lucy all stare as as Billy (Dog-Boy) relieves himself at the leg of the table.

Simon [cringes]- That’s disgusting!
Katie [turns to Lucy] - What did you have to bring him?! Don’t you know ever since he got neutered and Jen went away he has this unbelievable urge to be dumping problems in everyone’s laps?
Lucy How did I know he was going to do that? He said he wanted to be close to me.
Simon What is he doing here? Why isn’t he with Jen?
Katie Lucy brought him to motive the women for the Butt video.
Simon And then he just decided to relieve himself?
Katie and Lucy then look at Billy EWWW!!!!

Billy is now licking the contents of what he emptied.

Simon Okay, that’s it [he grabs Billy by his collar, opens the window and throws him out] You’re outta here!

Katie You saved me again husband! [runs her hand up and down his finely toned chest] Simon I will always save you wife [his hands slides down to her butt]

Every female in the gym swoons.

At the spa.

Emily and Carly have gone woo-woo…..meaning “out there”.

Rose Hello? [knocks on Carly’s head] Anyone home? How am I going to get out of here.

The window opens, Babs swoons in on her trademark broomstick.

Rose You! You witch! You-you-you whore!
Babs Me? I’m not the one with the prostitute record!
Rose It was one time!
Babs One time too many!
Carly [stumbles over, trips and knocks Babs off her broom and falls on top of he] - Oops.
Babs [trying to get up from being underneath Carly] - You fool! Get off me!
Emily [sees the fray and is still on the woo-woo gas] - Oh goodie!!!! Play wrestling! I want to play too!!!!
Babs [sees Emily running towards them] - Noooo!!!!!
Emily [jumps on top of Carly and Babs] - Rumble!!!!
Both Carly and Emily giggle.
Babs Help me!!!
Rose Serves you right! Now where’s the phone so I can get help?
Babs No one is going to help you, you whore!

The window breaks and in flies G-Man, his cape flapping against the wind.

Jack Not so fast Babs! I got you now!

Then Paul flies in and crashes onto the floor. His tattered suit is nothing compare to Jack’s bright blue and red uniform. Everyone stares at him.

Paul [gets up and dusts himself] - Hey, I’m a super hero in training okay? Give me a break!

Rose [jumps on Pau] - Pauly!!!!
Paul Rose!!! I’m never letting you go again!
Rose Oh yeah? How are you going to do that?
Paul [swings handcuffs her way >
Rose Oh you naughty boy!

A limo drives up the drive and Craig appears.

Jack What took you so long?
Craig I had to wait for the limo. You think I’m going to fly around like you in a cape? Please, it would mess my hair! [notices three women rolling around on the floor] You know…if I had known this was happening, I would had the driver drive faster. Why didn’t you tell me Jack? Don’t you want to share with me?
Jack [slaps Craig’s wandering hand away] Get away from me Montgomery.
Emily [sees Craig] - Oh goodie! Men to play with!
Craig [backs away] - Oh no no……don’t you dare jump on me! What’s wrong with these women? I know I’m attractive but can’t they control their urges?!
Jack [looks on the ground and sees Babs] - I knew the wicked witch was behind this! She was working with James Stenbeck and kidnapped three women and Hal!
Babs [finally gets herself free from Carly] - Jack, I can explain!
Jack Explain when I take you back to jail!
Babs Noooooooo!!!!!! JAAAAAAMMMEEESSSS!!!!!!

A man enters. Everyone stares.

Man What’s with all this racket? I’m trying to get my facial mud mask to cleanse my spores.
Jack My god…..it couldn’t be….
Craig He’s more attractive than me….
Babs He’s so pretty….
Everyone [ in shock] - HAL???!!!
Hal What? Can’t a man get a mud mask without everyone thinking he’s gay?

A high pitched horrible screech interrupts the scene. It sounds like the word, “Dad.”

Back at the gym, Katie and Simon stop their passionate lovemaking.
Katie [groans] - Oh no…..
Simon [groans as well] - I thought she was fired?
Katie No….she was suppose to come back and then get fired from the show.

Another screech screams, “DAAAAADDD!!!”

Katie and Simon [together] Jen’s home.