"Pop Where are you?" Simon Frasier called looking for his father outside the house.

"Here I am little one. Come here and let me smack you upside the head?"

"Why pop? oh why?" Simon asked in a sad voice.

"See that girl out there" His dad replied pointing to Katie Peretti who was outside on her swing across the road from them.

"Yes what about her?" Simon asked confused.

"Go tell her that you love her NOW" his father demanded

"no I love Lily" Simon said.

"Lilys to old for you, she is 13 and she loves that hot 15 year old Holden anyways. GO TELL KATIE NOW"

"I cant father i dont love her." said Simon though he wasnt sure anymore. every day he watched her on the swing adn now he thought maybe his feelings were changing.

"Go tell her now or you will get a smack upside the ass" his father demanded.

"Fine if I must" Simon said and headed outside across the way to Katie.

"HI im Simon. I watch you every day. And I just wanted to let you know that I Simon Frasier like you"

"How Nice" Katie said with a giggle. " Now say I love you"

"I love Lily" Simon screamed

Katie looked at him schocked and hurt and her face started to turn bright bright red. SHe was so mad that another man loved lily that she started to scream out differant Chants.

"Huhm Humb hao Une " Katie screamed over and over agian untill she turned 30 feet tall. Then she went over to small small simon and yelled from up above "im going to squeesh you"

And with that Katie lifted her foot and dropped it on simon.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" 28 year old Simon fraiser yelled when he woke up from his nightmare. "I always new Katie was scary... but that was just... unbelievable"

He got out of bed and went into the living room where Katie was sitting.

"katie i wanna let you know that i love you, and please dont ever sqish me" he said with a scared look.

Katie grinned at the thought of simon saying he loved her. But then looked back over at him.

"I always knew Aussies were nutty, but your just plain ol crazy. "